I imagine someone whispering that last part to me, and it makes me giggle.
But they wouldn't always be full moons would they? Mainly just ass cracks... think about that.
If you're going to get something put on your skin you're better off to get something free out of it. Like the golden arches. Free fries for a month.
Someone told me that getting the phases on the moon gets you free moonings for life.
Peoples bare asses for free>free fries.